8.22.2005

"ten minutes to downtown, is ten minutes too far"

little note: for those of you, ie. MOM, that dont want to read about my sexual escapades, then perhaps you shouldnt read the following. but if you want to, highlight away. and yes, im still just as shocked as you are.

im going to keep this to a short description, just b/c i want to keep the details to myself. anyway, late last night a friend called me and invited me to stay, along with his girlfriend, at the imperial suite (as in, the emperor's family has stayed there) in a hotel/spa in kaminoyama. the suite was being rented, for free, by his friend, a stupid wealthy, young, chef/business owner in yamagata. so, we show up, and stop the dropping of our jaws from the insanity that is this IMPERIAL SUITE (i mean, its own fucking onsen), and wealthy-chan sits us down and pours us beer, and asks me, "diandra, do you have a nickname?" and i said, "di-chan". and from that moment on i knew that he would TRY to have sex with me. and you know what, he did. but, due to his technical difficulties we didnt end up having sex, but all in all, i did have a (safe) one night stand. in the fucking IMPERIAL SUITE and fooled around in our own private ONSEN!! and drank sake that is only made for that RYOKAN! just so fucking SURREAL!

there, not so bad, was it?

4 comments:

Carly said...

i agree with the above comment - go di-chan go!

Anonymous said...

By the way, I like your dark hair!

Mon:)

Anonymous said...

what i really wanna know is...how do you do the secret writing?

Anonymous said...

The Get Up Kids Rock!