(NOTE FOR PARENTS. YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO READ THIS AND THEN WONDER WHERE YOU WENT WRONG. NEXT TIME TRY THIS.
okay then. the sex post. probably another one of these wont happen for a long time. because really, those in the know will get to know, but the general public doesnt have to be constantly reminded that i masturbate like a maniac, etc., right? right.
ive had three sexual partners in my life. only one actually made it to sex (go team!) and right now im seeking to up the ante (like a certain person's 25-35!) on that count. sounds wise, no? well, its putting me in a terrible predicament because im not longing to find a partner, anyone really, right now to have sex with me. its true, some of you know that i have a crush, that has promise, and ive already talked about that too much (to those who are in the know.. see the trend here?) and now that im considering that said crush actually has promise im starting to think about the rules of sex. like what's okay, what's not okay. is it okay for me to think that its okay to fuck the brains out of my crush on our first date (if said date goes well). should i expect the sex to be bad? should i expect it to be fabulous. and what happens when i "put out". will he stick around for a second go, or will i get ditched, and in that position (har har) would i lose a friend? etcetera etcetera.
so, all of these questions proves one thing. no matter how many episodes of sex and the city that i watched i still dont understand how it all works? anyone please tell me! im so confused. follow my gut? if that's your advice.. then i better get laid within the next seven days! xoxo di.
4 comments:
Baby -
You WILL get laid soon. How could you not with that hot hairdo and those luscious lips? Ok, ok... so I just wrote you a HUGE long email about sex and put it on a disk... but the disk isn't working at this moment, so you are going to have to wait for more of my raunchy stories...
However: This is my advice. Don't stress about it, but play it cool. I am not really opposed to the first date sleepover, but if you are looking to build something long lasting with someone, it might cause problems? I dont' know. Who the hell am I to give relationship advice?????!!! Whatever. Be safe and have fun (in that order). So, this would probably mean that you should do what feels really right at the moment.....
caitlin
man, you're a horny beast! (but we knew this.) i haven't been that horny since i watched gone with the wind (oh rhett...). that said, you know i'm not a very sexual person. "asexuality: it's not just for amoebas anymore." to qte a certan 1980s game commercial: "go for it! connect four!" but to qte a lovely lady in poland (who gives excellent relationship advice), "be safe and have fun." no prob w/ "putting out" on first date, but "play it cool [girl], real cool" (man, i'm pumping out qtes today. must be b/c i'm studying). best of luck, you hot woman you!!
am i helpful? doubtful. but i'm on your side, you "dirty whore" (which is so inaccurate! ha ha).
btw, that was amanda (as if there were any doubt?).
Sorry, i had to quote this:
"The symbolism of having the embrace of vagina to penis and total giving of the erect penis to the welcoming vaginal canal is a recurring reminder that we were created for each other."
WTF? what about my mouth and ass?
This was uber funny:
"Sex is neither a spectator sport for group indulgence nor an event to test a person's ability to score with multiple partners."
I guess a threesome's out when you come back?
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